While the labeling may be blunt, you gotta admit it gets the job done with some humorous honesty. If you get saddled with one of the less-flattering categories, don’t be offended. In all seriousness, it’s thoughtful they reserve seats for those who truly need ’em. But did they really need to roast passengers so hard?
We can just imagine him proudly spotting his doppelgänger emerging on the carousel, winking amidst the other nondescript suitcases. Never again will he have to play that miserable game of luggage tag. Other passengers may puzzle at his selfie-emblazoned bag, but he knows the value of this vision.